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This would actually be mildly interesting. If it...

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You know what makes me just a little sad? Bumping into old friends, saying the standard hellos and how-are-you’s, and agreeing to meet up sometime knowing that neither of you will ever make the move to do so. It’s a slow, gradual process where common interests diminish to nothingness, you both move on to your different ways, and friend becomes someone you used to know. But I suppose...

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fazedgirl asked: OMG CHING BLESS YOU FOR LIKING BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

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That awkward moment when two people are making out... →

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25 clever ideas to make life easier →

jkreg: Rubbing a walnut over scratches in your furniture will disguise dings and scrapes. Gotcha! Find tiny lost items like earrings by putting a stocking over the vacuum hose. Mind boggling.

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.